mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

theradioactiveangel:

procaine:

• soft hair 
• soft skin 
• general softness 
• boobs 
• i can share clothes with my girlfriend
• they look cute when they sleep
• they are good cuddlers
• and when you cuddle your bodies fit perfectly together
• the way they kiss
• they always smell nice 
• i can play with her hair 
• makeup!!
• they write the best love letters
• they tend to be more understanding
• their eyes 
• they’re cute when they get mad 
• and even more beautiful when they cry
• yep
• dsjdslkajdlks 
• i just love girls 
• bye